中年大叔應(yīng)當(dāng)避開的十大著裝雷區(qū)
10 Things Men Over 40 Probably Shouldn't Wear
Relax. You can wear whatever you want and chances are nobody will say a word to you. And far be it from us to dictate what someone else should wear or not wear. That said, we thought it would be fun to ask our Huff/Post50 Facebook friends what they think men over 40 need to cart off to Goodwill. Here are some of their responses and a few of our own.
先別激動(dòng).你當(dāng)然是想穿什么就穿什么,對此我們不能有任何異議.況且還輪不到我們來命令別人穿什么不穿什么.但話雖如此,我們還是饒有興趣地詢問了許多位臉書用戶,想讓他們就年紀(jì)上40的男人不該穿什么給出一些善意的建議.以下是他們的回復(fù),還有些是我們的建議.
1. Baseball caps worn backward. Or forward, actually too.
不要反著戴棒球帽.好吧,正著也不行.
Once the fashion statement of the entertainment industry, the baseball cap worn backward has become something of a cliche that says "I'm not Ron Howard but sure wish I had the dude's money."
棒球帽曾是時(shí)尚的標(biāo)志,但現(xiàn)在反著戴棒球帽就是老調(diào)重彈,這就好比在對別人說："我不是朗·霍華德（《美麗心靈》導(dǎo)演,喜戴棒球帽）,但真希望我像他老兄那么有錢".
The only guys over 40 who wear caps backward should be baseball catchers. It is widely believed that men wear baseball caps only to cover what is no longer there. Remember, bald is beautiful if worn with confidence.
上40歲還可以戴棒球帽的只有一類人, 那就是棒球接球手. 很多人認(rèn)為,男人戴棒球帽是為了遮住自己的禿頂. 記住, 只要敢自信地秀出來, 禿頂也可以很帥氣.
2. Hats that aren't Tilley Hats.
不要戴除蒂利帽之外任何帶沿的帽子.
A Tilley hat is timeless statement piece. Mostly what it is stating is that Tilleys have a spot to write your name in them so that when you leave your hat in restaurants, they know how to reach you. Tilleys also have a replacement policy that is unsurpassed, just in case the guy over 40 who found it decides to cross out your name and keep it for himself. An imperfect system, we know. But still great hats.
蒂利帽是件永不過時(shí)的單品.通常情況下,這里的永不過時(shí)是指蒂利帽上有塊地方可以寫下自己的名字,這樣當(dāng)你把它落在餐館時(shí),服務(wù)員能聯(lián)系到你.而且,就算撿到你帽子的家伙也年過不惑,打算劃去你的名字將帽子據(jù)為己有,你仍然可以用優(yōu)惠價(jià)從商家那兒再換一頂,這項(xiàng)政策也是其他品牌無法超越的.我們知道,這項(xiàng)政策不完美.但不管怎樣,蒂利帽還是非常棒的.
3. Tee-shirts that shrunk in the wash.
遠(yuǎn)離縮水的襯衫.
It is a pity when our favorite shirts no longer fit us. We weep right alongside you brother. At some point, we all need to remember that hot water has no place in our laundry cycle. Notice how we blame the washer setting and not anyone's expanding belly.
喜愛的襯衫不再合身,很可惜.我們到哥們兒那兒尋找安慰.其實(shí)某些情況下,我們還應(yīng)該記?匆路圓荒苡萌人?有沒有發(fā)現(xiàn),我們老是抱怨洗衣機(jī)的洗衣設(shè)置不理想,卻忘了自己日益圓滿的啤酒肚.
