November 11 has arrived, and so has the urge to?buy, buy, buy.
As loyal TWOC readers will know by now, this so-called “Singles Day” is no ancient festival of?the celibate, nor does it mark any solar term of the?traditional Chinese calendar. Instead, it was?started by?lonely college students sometime in the 1990s, and turned it into “China’s Black Friday” by shopping sites.
Since the internet is a place of boundless creativity, Singles Day is not the first or last “web holiday” (網絡節日) to take the youth world by storm (and make e-merchants see yuan signs). Here are a few other modern made-up celebrations, in the order they occur during the year:
- Female Students’ Day 女生節
When??March 7
Why??It’s the day before March 8, the UN International Women’s Day
How to observe:?Honoring one’s female high school or college classmates—which, to some, appears to mean posting creepy or sexist?slogans on campus
- Foodie Day 吃貨節
When??May 17 and/or May 27
Why??The numbers 5-1-7 sound like “I want to eat” (我要吃) when said out loud in Chinese, while 5-2-7 sounds like “I love to eat” (我愛吃)
How to observe:?Take advantage of the many dining deals offered by restaurants and?food-deliveryapps
- ?Internet Valentine’s Day 網絡情人節
When??May 20 and 21
Why??Homophones again:?The numbers 5-2-0 sound like “I love you” (我愛你…you have to really try to hear it). Mavis Fan’s 1998 hit?song “Numeral Love” includes the line “5-2-0 means ‘I love you.'” The following day was added because 5-2-1?also?sounds like “I love you” (really,?really?try to hear it)—and, well, the more celebration, the merrier
How to observe:?Buying romantic gifts for your other half, like jewelry, chocolate, and cake, as well as mugs (杯子 bēizi, a homonym for “lifetime”) and wooden combs (an ancient symbol of devotion), all of which tend to go on sale around this period; or try out some?cheesy chat-up lines, courtesy of TWOC
- ?Gossip Day 八卦節
When???August 18
Why??Homophones (what else?): 8-1-8 sounds like “let’s post” (發一發), “let’s dig up [dirt]” (扒一扒), or simply “let’s gossip” (八一八, from 八卦, the word for gossip)
How to observe:?Share your juiciest gossip over social media, unless the government?bans you?from doing so
- Buy Alcohol Day 九九購酒節
When??September 9
Why??More homophones: the number 9 (九) is pronounced like “alcohol” (酒). But don’t confuse this with the lunar “Double Ninth” Festival, unless it’s to?toast?grandpa and grandma with some?baijiu
How to observe:?It’s self-evident (and yes, there are discounts available)
Article by Hatty Liu
